Hey Plugheads,
Every once in a while, something lands in my inbox that makes me stop, laugh out loud, and say: “Wait… is this actually genius?”
Well, that’s exactly what happened with this one.
Introducing the Deathcore Soundboard by Joey Sturgis Tones & Drumforge—a plugin that literally began as an April Fools’ joke… but turned out to be too savage (and too useful) not to be real.
And yes—this thing is 100% real. And yes—you’re gonna want it in your next session.
😤 “BLEGH” Without the Bullsh*t
Let’s be honest—recording vocalists can be draining.
Between missed sessions, creative disagreements, and the eternal debate over how a BLEGH should sound, your perfect deathcore breakdown starts feeling like a full-time HR gig.
That’s where this plugin comes in.
The Deathcore Soundboard was made for moments like these: when your vocalist ghosts you, when your mix needs that one final scream, or when you just want to spice things up without calling a studio tantrum hotline.
🔊 What’s Inside?
Here’s what you get:
- 16 brutal, ready-to-trigger deathcore vocal phrases
Handcrafted (or should I say throat-crafted?) by the vocalists from Face Yourself. - One-click integration into your session—DAW-friendly and rage-approved.
- Vocals that never clip, never forget their parts, and never show up late with a caramel latte and excuses.
Need a monstrous “BLEGH”, a “UGH”, or a “YOW” to drop right into that breakdown you just wrote at 3AM? This plugin’s got your back.
🎛️ Instant Studio Rage Mode
You’re not just replacing a vocalist—you’re replacing:
❌ Comping 45 takes
❌ Arguing over timing
❌ Fixing blown-out screams
❌ Retaking again because “I wasn’t feeling it, bro”
Just load the plugin, trigger your scream of choice, and keep your session moving.
It’s the ultimate time-saver, mood-saver, and maybe even career-saver.
😂 But Wait—There’s More
You didn’t think they’d stop at death growls, did you?
🔥 Bonus Feature: Built-in reaction samples from real YouTube reactors like:
- Ohrion Reacts
- ElderEmunk
- Matt & Camryn React
- Even Dave’s Mom (yes, she’s in the plugin)
Nothing like dropping a BLEGH and instantly hearing, “YO THAT’S FILTHY” from the crowd. Instant dopamine for the heavy music producer.
🧠 Why It Works (And Why It’s Brilliant)
Look—some people still think plugins need to be EQs or compressors to matter.
Not me. I’m a fan of anything that solves a problem, saves time, or sparks creativity. And this? This solves all three.
It’s not replacing artists—it’s enhancing workflows, saving deadlines, and injecting fun back into the session.
Let’s be real: that’s worth way more than the price tag.
🎁 Try It. Laugh. Use It Again. (And Again.)
At first, you’ll load it for the meme.
Then you’ll trigger it for a joke in the bridge.
Then you’ll realize… “wait, this actually SLAPS.”
And that, Plugheads, is how you fall in love with a plugin that started as a prank.
👉 Go check out the Deathcore Soundboard before they decide to make it illegal to have this much fun in a DAW.
Till next time—keep it loud, keep it weird, and stay in the box.
